MAKE OUT CORNER.
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'Sometimes you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.' - JOHN GREEN

tattooedjehan:

*slams fist down on table* I JUST WANT ALL MY FRIENDS TO HAVE NICE HOME LIVES IS THAT TOO HARD TO ASK

The Best Thing That EVER happened at my job
Did you find everything ok today Sir?
Yeah everything was fine, but prices on the cat food just keep going up! I remember when it was only .30 a can! But I bet you don't, you're like what...20?
21, but yes.
God you're young, I bet you'd never go out with someone my age, unless you have some Daddy issues
...........
so do you like working here? Are you in school?
Your total today is 21.38 Sir.
Are you seeing anyone?
......Cash or Credit Sir?
When do you get off work?
Everything ok?
Yeah we're fine
Actually I think you're being really rude
What are you her boyfriend?
No I'm not. And even if I was, why would it matter? Her job is to ring up your items, make sure your shopping experience was pleasant and give you change. You're making really creepy comments to a young woman you don't even know at a cash register, it's not ok.
You can't talk to me that way! I want to speak to your manager.
It's really ok, everything is Ok
No no, I'll go ahead and call our FEMALE boss up here to address any grievances you might have *Sir*
slams down 25 dollars grabs his bags and leave*
You don't even have to take anyone's shit here. If anyone even looks at you funny, pick up that phone, call a manager, call me, call another co-worker and it will be handled. You are a valued employee and you deserve to feel safe and respected at work by *everyone*
A dildo has stricken a windshieldThe Purge Louisville, KY (via imalameusername)

jagkcitybitch:

Things people don’t get to choose:

  • Sexual Orientation
  • Gender Identity
  • Height
  • Weight
  • Appearance
  • Disabilities
  • Mental Illnesses
  • Race

Things people do get to choose

  • To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over

(Source: gxylien)


shebachan:

farrox:

farrox:

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

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I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

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i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton


figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(Source: humbleanimefan)


ughjosh:

broral:

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bro

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no bromo
Ali's 'Kidnapper'

its-a-bxtches:

Cyrus

So there are a few ways Cyurs’ story could play out:

  1. Ali actually was kidnapped while she was on the run at some point. So this would mean that Alison was actually kidnapped and that Cyrus was the kidnapper. One the one hand, it would explain why he knew all this stuff about what happened…
5x12 script release

ezra-fitzturkey:

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this is actually gonna happen people


craylittleliars:

"Sparia isn’t canon-"

Me:

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